"Dear Tooth Fairy,
Normally, I write these letters to you to apologise for not leaving my tooth under the pillow because I either accidently spat it down the plughole when brushing my teeth/ choked on it when laughing/ lost it when pretending I was an archaeologist.
Tonight is no exception. You see, last Friday, I promised Gemma Longhurst that I would have a light up yo-yo by monday in exchange for borrowing her Spiceworld:The Movie VHS for the night. I was sure that over the weekend I could waggle my way out of a tooth for a shiny pound that I could get my yo-yo with and practice my mean 'walk the dog.' I must have waggled too much because when I woke up this Sunday morning, I had swallowed the little gem in my sleep. Please could you forgive me and come visit me tonight so I can make a trip to the shop before school tomorrow?
Lots of love,
Sarah Leanne Nicholson (aged 7)
p.s Lily Dixon gets a whole 2 pounds EACH for her teeth. Why don't I Tinkerbell the Tooth Fairy? Don't worry if you don't have the change tonight, I'll have a little present instead.
p.p.s Please please please will you ask Zac Morris to marry me? I love him soooooo much. Kelly Kapowski is ugly.
True story.
I had to have "the talk" with my parents after this one.
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