I'm not a hypochondriac but...

...doctors don't know anything.

I went on the NHS Direct website, I almost definitely had pneumonia, not "stress related coughing that would benefit from some 'relaxation techniques'." Stupid lady. So then I made a brew and everything was alright again until I started to rethink about our conversation and started thinking about what I should have said;
"Yeah, lady, I do have history of anxiety attacks but I also have history of falling over quite a lot, how does this have any relation to a chest infection?"
She even had the cheek to cough during our 'meeting'. Maybe I should have diagnosed her based on her sexual history and told her that her cough would benefit from a bit more lovin' three times a day.

I really hate her.
But I'm over it, 'cos Hogan Knows Best is on and I have mint choc chip ice cream.
*cough*
Shit, where's my yoga DVD?